Moving thoughts
Top 10 Reasons I am not going to be popular in London
1) I won't concur when gratuitously nasty things are said about Bush or the Republicans
2) I will keep exclaiming over the price of things.
3) I will say "like" a lot.
4) I may be heard to say "trash", "gas" and "elevator".
5) I will wear cowboy boots and listen to country music.
6) When not in cowboy boots, I dress like Barbie.
7) In restaurants, I will request iced water, menu substitutions, and dressing on the side.
8) I drive too slowly.
9) I split my infinitives.
10) My favourite phrase is "yes, may-yam"
The Single Reason why I will be popular in London
1) I've learned to always tip 20%
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Today some people who I'd applied to about a job asked me for a writing sample. Normally when this happens I send off one of my cases or something. But this time I sent Vince's obituary. It was a job in New Jersey, and it seems appropriate that his name be known throughout his home state.
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I heard today that there are some people who are bored by my blog. To these people, I would say, 1) you know where the Post Comment button is and 2) if you really don't like it, please do yourself a favour and stop reading.
1) I won't concur when gratuitously nasty things are said about Bush or the Republicans
2) I will keep exclaiming over the price of things.
3) I will say "like" a lot.
4) I may be heard to say "trash", "gas" and "elevator".
5) I will wear cowboy boots and listen to country music.
6) When not in cowboy boots, I dress like Barbie.
7) In restaurants, I will request iced water, menu substitutions, and dressing on the side.
8) I drive too slowly.
9) I split my infinitives.
10) My favourite phrase is "yes, may-yam"
The Single Reason why I will be popular in London
1) I've learned to always tip 20%
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Today some people who I'd applied to about a job asked me for a writing sample. Normally when this happens I send off one of my cases or something. But this time I sent Vince's obituary. It was a job in New Jersey, and it seems appropriate that his name be known throughout his home state.
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I heard today that there are some people who are bored by my blog. To these people, I would say, 1) you know where the Post Comment button is and 2) if you really don't like it, please do yourself a favour and stop reading.
posted by alranson | 12:41 PM
3 Comments:
I am quite happy to forgive you for not being rabidly anti-Bush like wot I am, as long as you tip me 20% each time.
Although I'm struggling with: 20% of what?
Apologies that I haven't yet replied elsewhere. I am still thinking.
About F & O?
Am always thinking about F&O. Although I actually meant your Marlows & pressure comment.
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